I'm sorry for all the Lego


age limits on things more like stop it

9/10 I put my laptop on my tummy to keep myself warm and fuzzy

Heck yeah got my hair cut

Heck yeah got my hair cut



there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at

There’s nothing worse than realising that you’re bad at the only thing you thought you were good at.


Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere




"i try to steal from people but i keep accidentally assassinating them" a novel by me

I am slightly afraid.

"i forgot to mention i was playing a video game please don’t call the police" a sequel also by me


If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules


have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i love you. i love every goddamn ounce. i love your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you. 


when I say that im ready to order at a restaurant what I really mean is that im not ready but the panic will help me make a decision


make way for the queen


make way for the queen



the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.