I'm sorry for all the puns

lafranglophone:

atheisticasshole:

Wait but hear me out

  • ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
  • hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely f**k you up if they wanted to
  • slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
  • gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that sh*t can fly or if it’ll attack you  

last one is Ron

What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!
novanoah:

No one will ever convince me that this didn’t happen.
Mama!Riza would take care of baby Ed when he went to Central for the very first time to take the State Alchemist exam and Roy and his jealousy would flip a shit over it. 
Once Ed notices it things just get worse and worse 8) Because Ed is a lil shit.
(is HC that Ed had a HUGE crush on Riza by the time he was taking the state alchemist exam, because she’s gorgeous and badass, but mainly badass. Ed loves, admires badass women).

novanoah:

No one will ever convince me that this didn’t happen.

Mama!Riza would take care of baby Ed when he went to Central for the very first time to take the State Alchemist exam and Roy and his jealousy would flip a shit over it.

Once Ed notices it things just get worse and worse 8) Because Ed is a lil shit.

(is HC that Ed had a HUGE crush on Riza by the time he was taking the state alchemist exam, because she’s gorgeous and badass, but mainly badass. Ed loves, admires badass women).

rhyse:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

i want to skateboard on it

rhyse:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

i want to skateboard on it

Reblog this if you have a disability and you are willing to answer any questions anyone may have about said disability.
awwww-cute:

Self confidence

awwww-cute:

Self confidence

I want to reblog a thing but I don’t want to reblog a thing, you feel?

My provisional licence arrived today…I suggest no one goes on the roads while I’m learning to drive

Okay so I actually looked hella cute for my birthday today and had a super fun times day (minus the hospital appointment and six vials of blood being taken first thing, talk about worst birthday present ever!)

Okay so I actually looked hella cute for my birthday today and had a super fun times day (minus the hospital appointment and six vials of blood being taken first thing, talk about worst birthday present ever!)

happy birthday!

Awwww thank you so much! ^w^

Happy 17th Birthday to me, clear the roads I can now learn to drive (When my provisional license arrives in the post that is)