age limits on things more like stop it
there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at
There’s nothing worse than realising that you’re bad at the only thing you thought you were good at.
Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere
"i try to steal from people but i keep accidentally assassinating them" a novel by me
I am slightly afraid.
"i forgot to mention i was playing a video game please don’t call the police" a sequel also by me
If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i love you. i love every goddamn ounce. i love your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.
when I say that im ready to order at a restaurant what I really mean is that im not ready but the panic will help me make a decision
make way for the queen
the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.