I'm sorry for all the Lego

I managed to fall asleep 3 times in maths today…during a test!

Morphine <3

andrew-scotttt:

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs

castielsteenwolf:

i hate when ppl are like “ew he’s ugly he has acne”

like u do know that people can’t control their acne 

it’s not their fault

don’t be a dick

beautifulfassy:

guinea pigs are the cutest 

patchesoftheuniverse:

the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book

ask-thehooded:

OH MY FUCKING THANK YOU

lono285:

Detective Inspector Sally Donovan’s opinion of Doctor Molly Hooper was cemented the first time they met. For all of her insightful post-mortems, a person who sings “Don’t Say Goodbye” to corpses as she cuts open their chest cavities can’t be right in the head. Even if it is one of Take That’s better songs.
In turn, though Molly admires Sally’s keen wits and instincts, she has little patience for the Detective Inspector’s abrupt personality. Molly can’t help but feel a natural suspicion of anyone who doesn’t even crack a smile at her joke about golf and murder.
But when a serial killer known as The Surgeon starts systematically killing young men, Sally and Molly form a surprisingly productive partnership. As they work feverishly to solve the string of murders, they find that their differing personalities contrast with brilliant results.
Add a shared love for early 90s Britpop to the mix, and Sally and Molly might just discover that, amidst enmity and entrails, their differing personalities also make for a rather brilliant friendship.

lono285:

Detective Inspector Sally Donovan’s opinion of Doctor Molly Hooper was cemented the first time they met. For all of her insightful post-mortems, a person who sings “Don’t Say Goodbye” to corpses as she cuts open their chest cavities can’t be right in the head. Even if it is one of Take That’s better songs.

In turn, though Molly admires Sally’s keen wits and instincts, she has little patience for the Detective Inspector’s abrupt personality. Molly can’t help but feel a natural suspicion of anyone who doesn’t even crack a smile at her joke about golf and murder.

But when a serial killer known as The Surgeon starts systematically killing young men, Sally and Molly form a surprisingly productive partnership. As they work feverishly to solve the string of murders, they find that their differing personalities contrast with brilliant results.

Add a shared love for early 90s Britpop to the mix, and Sally and Molly might just discover that, amidst enmity and entrails, their differing personalities also make for a rather brilliant friendship.

Frozen + sass

zodiac awards

aries: angriest asshole award
taurus: number two and loving it award
gemini: superficial nervous wreck award
cancer: crybaby emotionpants award
leo: egotist extraordinaire award
virgo: petty perfectionist award
libra: indecisive “individual” award
scorpio: secretive bastard award
sagittarius: expert exaggerator award
capricorn: condescending parent award
aquarius: complete weirdo award
pisces: idealistic idiot award

Terribly sorry, can’t come into school today I’m too busy screaming in pain, k thx

boy: did it hurt
girl: [sigh] did what hurt
boy: breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
meowrials:

roxy prob spent alot of time hanging out with all those mutant kittens tho

meowrials:

roxy prob spent alot of time hanging out with all those mutant kittens tho

"It’s just a joke"

feminist-space:

-most often said by people who turn out to be the most sensitive to criticism while completely lacking in compassion for other people.