I'm sorry for all the puns

kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 
the trolls at the waterpark
karkat: he wears too much sunblock and slips multiple times on the pavement
aradia: she doesn't even swim she just gets food from the concession stand and sits with sollux the whole time
tavros: he gets stuck in a float tube and circles the lazy river about 20 times before gamzee finds him and helps him out
sollux: he brought his husktop with him and got it wet
nepeta: went in the lazy river rapids with equius and fell out and got seperated from him. just curled up on the lounge for the rest of the day. she hated the water. equius insisted she go.
kanaya: she spent half the time searching for equius because he refused to put on sunblock. also went on the 70 foot tall waterslide that drops straight down. didn't scream. she is strong.
terezi: went on the dragon themed water slide about 10 times until vriska made her stop
vriska: layed in the sun for half the trip tanning. tried to flip tavros in the lazy river. tripped karkat. made terezi stop going on the dragon themed waterslide. then took a nap. she was almost left behind until tavros went back and got her.
equius: refused to put on sunblock because he is STRONG. ended up getting sunburned all over his body. couldn't move for 3 days.
gamzee: he went on all the rides. all of them. his face paint washed off and he got upset for 2 seconds before seeing the lazy river. floated in it until he saw tavros and helped him out.
eridan: he didn't wanna go. feferi made him. he was upset the entire time. had to reform his hair after it fell flat when he got out from a waterslide.
feferi: she didn't leave. police had to come. she never left. shes still there. swimming, 3 days later. eridan is worried. the police gave up. she is too strong
the-tricksters-neophyte:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

ciderandsawdust:

Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.

burns for hours and it looks beautiful.

I have no idea how you make a Swedish fire long
but i have a MIGHTY NEED for a Swedish fire log

the-tricksters-neophyte:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

ciderandsawdust:

Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.

burns for hours and it looks beautiful.

I have no idea how you make a Swedish fire long

but i have a MIGHTY NEED for a Swedish fire log

wildbelles:

OHMYGOD

wildbelles:

OHMYGOD

The Mountain Goats - This Year
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frostbiterainbowsnowcone:

'I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me.'

Anyone else shitting themselves about results tomorrow?

mosoli:

but first, let me take a selkie (steals a mythical half-seal creature from scotland)

Apparently I never uploaded a picture of this, but this was my 10 hour final piece from my art exam and I’m pretty proud of it all things considering!Coloured pencils on A2 paper

Apparently I never uploaded a picture of this, but this was my 10 hour final piece from my art exam and I’m pretty proud of it all things considering!
Coloured pencils on A2 paper

If samus can wear booty shorts then I want everyone to have booty shorts Booty equality

dream-team-bros:

supersmashbrospics:

Kirby in booty shorts is literally just a pair of booty shorts.

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datvikingtho:

theyseemefangirlintheyhatin:

permets-tu:

after what feels like literally the longest week of my life working on it my marauder’s map dress for leakycon is DONE!! as a side note, i literally never want to use another fine point sharpie in my life.

THIS IS AMAZING OMG

This is beyond amazing and inspiring.

whisper-s-of-the-heart:

The dance - The Cat Returns